goingplaces

Hi,
I'm a newbie, and I was wondering if you guys could help with a monologue idea. I had an idea of making it in the form of Jesus. Now all I need is comica,ironic thigns for him to talk about. I've covered the bible (describing it as a collection of short fictional stories) and the sinful conpany he keeps. Extensions on these ideas is appreciated, and anything else would be great.